Being sick is lame. I think I am dying. My snot is yellow. My head is so stuffy that my EARS hurt. My face is leaky. I have a fever. My head hurts. My body hurts. I can’t breathe. I am sad.
This thing is going around the whole call center. We all sound terrible. We are miserable. Poor us.
Isn’t it summer?! Isn’t there some law against being sick in June?! If there’s not, there should be.
How is everybody else feeling?