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Month: July 2006

40 – Levantate! My Mom is Dying!

Published Jul 29, 2006

(No she’s not, and I’m not picking on her. That’s the direct George Lopez quote! Sheesh.)

George Lopez.. he’s the funniest guy ever. I think it’s because I know what he’s talking about with a lot of his routine things.

My favorite: “Basically, this is my grill..”

I grew up right next to a park. We liked to have birthday parties and family reunions and the such there. Well. Nobody ever wanted to pay however much it was you had to pay to keep tables and a bbq pit open. They were first come first serve if there were no reservations.

… I recall spending a lot of time sitting on the counter watching the grill :p

Put a lemon on it.

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39 – I AM MONITORF!

Published Jul 29, 2006

So me and Sonia just made some hot dogs, and I was picking chips, and I found Doritos. See last entry for detail.

Making hot dogs was an adventure. We had our buns ready and were all set to put the hot dogs in them when I realized that I didn’t have a fork to stab them with. So I used a paring knife.. didn’t work. So Sonia dives in with a spoon…

“… since when is making hot dogs so complicated?!”
“… since WE made them!”

We’re awesome

George Lopez post coming next.

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38 – Random Quotes Grabbed From Chat

Published Jul 29, 2006

reallylovin: supermodels aren’t human
reallylovin: i swear they live on cigarettes and air

iaskedalice09: 6:30 AM I’m hopping outside and scaring paper boy
iaskedalice09: Hi, Paperboy! I’ve been up for more than twenty hours!

littlebreakdowns: I fear I’ve turned into a bad monitorf
kweeeeeeeee: lol Monitorf. That sounds like a cute word.
kweeeeeeeee: Then again, at 2am, EVERYTHING sounds cute.
littlebreakdowns: hehe
littlebreakdowns: true
kweeeeeeeee: I AM MONITORF.
kweeeeeeeee: FEED ME DORITOS.

RunRubyRose: why do i smell bad?
prana11679: I dunno. You aren’t the only one to notice that just sitting for 24 hours makes you stinky. I’ve already taken one shower and I’ll likely take another.
prana11679: Someone else just posted about the same thing. It is the mystery that is Thon
[ let the records show that I happen to smell like peppermint. ]

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37 – Ode to Bacon-Wrapped Food

Published Jul 29, 2006

This post brought to you by Py!

Bacon is good. Bacon wrapped around other good foods is REALLY good. Thank you Capt Obvious!

Let’s start with bacon wrapped scallops. I don’t even like scallops. But Py made them once and wrapped them in bacon.. instant yumminess. Just toss it on top of some mashed potatoes and viola, it even looks pretty.

A google search brought up some interesting combination too. Like.. bacon wrapped prunes. I won’t knock it cause I haven’t tried it.. but it really doesn’t sound too great hah.

Bacon wrapped BBQ shrimp.. that sounds good. Bacon wrapped steak.. also sounds good. Bacon wrapped hambuger.. now we’re talking!

And then, there is the smoked corn with a piece of bacon wrapped around it. I hear you can eat the bacon but it *looked* raw so I never tried. But cooking it like that makes the corn really tasty.

… now I’m hungry. I have no bacon :(

Sonia just mentioned bacon wrapped hot dogs.. OMG YUM! I have hot dogs. But still no bacon.

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36 – Vinz Eats Feet

Published Jul 29, 2006

This topic suggested by my momma who is horribly amused by the fact that my dog eats everything.

So the other day when I came home from vacation, Sonia came over to hang out and pick up her dolly that I had taken with me. We’re hanging out in the bedroom and Vinz is behind me playing with his squeaky toy. After a while, he got bored and went out into the living room. I was about to go get him, but he came back by himself with his little rope. I thought, “Oh awesome, I’m so proud, he’s finally learning what’s ok to chew!” … never think that about a puppy. EVER.

Shortly after, we go out into the living room and find.. DOLL HANDS AND FEET ALL OVER. He had eaten the hands and feet off of 2 of our dolls. Mind you, my doll has a face value of $150+ (hard to say for sure with the customs) and Sonia’s is over $300.

We of course, panic.

The Damage

At the end of the day it’s not a huge deal because the heads and hair were fine, and the bodies only run about $25 each.. BUT STILL! GAH!

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