(No she’s not, and I’m not picking on her. That’s the direct George Lopez quote! Sheesh.)
George Lopez.. he’s the funniest guy ever. I think it’s because I know what he’s talking about with a lot of his routine things.
My favorite: “Basically, this is my grill..”
I grew up right next to a park. We liked to have birthday parties and family reunions and the such there. Well. Nobody ever wanted to pay however much it was you had to pay to keep tables and a bbq pit open. They were first come first serve if there were no reservations.
… I recall spending a lot of time sitting on the counter watching the grill :p
Put a lemon on it.