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If I Had A Million Dollars

I’d be rich! I’d get it all in $1 bills and fill a swimming pool with it. They’d have to be fresh minted dollar bills, though, otherwise I’d probably die from all the germs, and that would suck.

But really. What would I do? First, I’d pay off all my debts, and my boyfriend’s debts. Then, I’d buy an awesome house, and a pony. I’d probably still have enough to buy my mom a loft in Seattle like she wants, so I’d do that too.

If I had enough change left, I’d buy one of my friends to be my Player 2. Somebody has to play video games with me!

What would YOU do?