I Have a Baby!

Everything written on this site, with the exceptions of guest posts, is my own personal opinion at the time the entry was posted. The information presented is based on my own knowledge and perception and may not be entirely accurate, though I certainly believe it to be (at the time, at least). I cannot and will not be held responsible for any dumb ideas you get reading my stories of the dumb things I've done. Any damage done to your sanity while visiting my site are your problem; the damage done to mine has been far worse. If you disagree with the postings on my website, make a blog and talk about it there. And, as far as I know, visiting Kat Scratch Fever does not give you a voodoo curse. If you wind up with one, blame your ex.